veggietalesyaoi:

if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking

sorecklesssothoughtless:

Two Girls, One Cupcake is the best name for a cupcake shop.

roughrimjob:

I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone

vexarion:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

how do u address the meme king 

u madjesty

potatoandotherwise:

potatoandotherwise:

potatoandotherwise:

oh, maybe this stuff isn’t so bad

what’s that weird feeling….

where the fuck did this come from

are those leggings

WHY IS MY HAIR THIS HIGH ON MY HEAD

OH GOD

u kno my name not my story<3

I MADE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A WHITE GIRL DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL THIS WAS TO DO

which little string bean brought this back